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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Some assembly required.  Batteries not included.  No shirt, no shoes, no service.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use only as directed.  No other warranty expressed or implied.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be paid by addressee.  This is not an offer to sell securities.  Apply only to affected area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Do not stamp.  Use other side for additional listings.  For recreational use only.  Do not disturb.  All models over 18 years of age.  If condition persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.  Freshest if eaten before date on carton.  Subject to change without notice.  Times approximate.  Simulated picture.  No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.  Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  One size fits all.  Many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may, in time, fade.  We have sent the forms which seem right for you.  Slippery when wet.  For office use only.  Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.  Drop in any mailbox.  Edited for television.  Keep cool; process promptly.  Post office will not deliver without postage.  List was current at time of printing.  Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.  Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.  At participating locations only.  Not the Beatles.  Penalty for private use.  See label for sequence.  Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Falling rock.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your canceled check is your receipt.  Add toner.  Place stamp here.  Avoid contact with skin.  Sanitized for your protection.  Be sure each item is properly endorsed.  Sign here without admitting guilt.  Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.  Employees and their families are not eligible.  Beware of dog.  Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.  Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.  No passes accepted for this engagement.  No purchase necessary.  Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.  Shading within a garment may occur.  Use only in a well-ventilated area.  Keep away from fire or flames.  Replace with same type.  Approved for veterans.  Booths for two or more.  Check here if tax deductible.  Some equipment shown is optional.  No Canadian coins.  Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  No solicitors.  No alcohol, dogs or horses.  No anchovies unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not for resale.  List at least two alternate dates.  First pull up, then pull down.  Call toll free number before digging.  Driver does not carry cash.  Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.  Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.  Always wear your seatbelt.  Made of genuine imitation leather.  Package sold by weight, not volume.  Leave a message after the beep.  Lather, rinse, and repeat.  Above all, have fun!

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