SHE KISSED HIM ONCE SHE KISSED HIM TWICE THE STUBBLE ON HIS FACE JUST WASN'T NICE BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Casey Minneapolis, MN |
EBENEZER SCROOGE KNEW HOW TO SAVE THAT'S WHY HE ALWAYS USED BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Mo Thomson Kennington, England |
DON'T KISS ME NOW YOUR FACE IS TROUBLE I'M LOSING MINE TO ALL YOUR STUBBLE BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Sam Santillo Penfield, NY |
JACK'S FACE WAS DIVERTED BY JILL'S BEAUTIFUL FACE NOW THERE'S TWO FEWER IN THE HUMAN RACE BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Emily Montfort Washington, DC |
NOW FOR JOHN HENRY WHO AIN'T NO MORE FOR WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS H2O WAS H2SO4 BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by John O'Hara Wellsville, OH |
ONLY A MILE TO GO TO WEDDING SITE COPS AND COWBOYS NO GUNS - NO FIGHTS BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Dan McDonald Planada, CA Dan made signs with the above verse which led visitors - largely consisting of police officer and cowboy friends - to his wedding site at a ranch, where Dan and Isabel McDonald were married on 5/15/99. |
"ALASKA'S THE BIGGEST STATE," I'VE HEARD SHAVE OFF HALF TO MAKE TEXAS THIRD BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Julia Normand Craig, AK |
WE'VE HAD MANY WINNERS SINCE THIS CONTEST'S BEGUN (9/7/97) SEND ME YOUR CREATION AND YOU TOO MAY HAVE WON! BURMA-SHAVE Submitted by Your name here Your location here |