Grant's Tribute To The Burma-Shave Sign |
Enjoy your trip through here and check out Burma-Shave's story and original verses. Play a few tunes that one would listen to while driving in the Burma-Shave era. And rustle up those memories of when someone in your car said, "Look! Burma-Shave signs are up ahead!"
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Like many great success stories, Burma-Shave started by happenstance. Burma- Shave, a brushless shaving cream, was concocted by the Odell family. Its predecessor product, a liniment called Burma-Vita, was not doing very well in sales, due to competition and to the fact that it could only be sold to people who were ill. It was suggested that it would be more profitable to market a product that could be used every day, such as Lloyd's Euxesis from England. This was the original brushless shaving cream that was available world-wide. A chemist was hired (Burma-Vita was one of grandfather Odell's homemade concoctions) and after about 300 mixtures were tried, Burma-Shave was born.
However, inventing the product was not the key to success, and the product almost died several times because of poor marketing.
The Small Wooden Signs
Then one day, Allan Odell came up with a suggestion. He suggested roadside signs like the ones he had seen on road trips when he was out trying to sell Burma-Shave. However, his father, Clinton Odell, would not hear of such an idea, and was sure that the boy was just homesick because of all the traveling he was doing. Allan continued to lobby for his idea and finally his father gave in and gave him $200 to try out his idea.
The year was 1925, and the automobile had people beginning to take to the roads of America. Second-hand boards were purchased, cut into 36-inch lengths, and painted. The original signs did not have a rhyme. Typically, four consecutive signs would read:
SHAVE THE MODERN WAY
FINE FOR THE SKIN
DRUGGISTS HAVE IT
BURMA-SHAVE
Allan put up his first signs in a farmer's field along Highway 65, between Albert Lea and Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1925. He also put up some signs in the fields along the road between Red Wing and Minneapolis. After erecting a dozen sets of signs, orders started pouring in when travelers asked druggists about that shaving cream they saw mentioned on some funny signs. Within weeks, drug stores began running out of Burma-Shave, and ordering more. The next year, Allan and his brother Leonard set up more signs, spreading across Minnesota and into Wisconsin, spending $25,000 that year on signs. Orders poured in, and sales for the year hit $68,000.
Success
The signs were a brilliant idea. America in the 1930s was torn by the Great Depression. Spirits were low. But here was a little company brightening the countryside with cheerful rhymes. Some offered lighthearted observations like:
DIPLOMACY IS
TO DO AND SAY
THE NASTIEST THINGS
IN THE NICEST WAY
Others performed public service by reminding drivers of their responsibilities:
HER CHARIOT RACED
AT EIGHTY PER
THEY HAULED AWAY
WHAT HAD BEN HUR
CATTLE CROSSING
PLEASE DRIVE SLOW
THAT OLD BULL
IS SOME COW'S BEAU
The Pleasant Driving Diversion
The Burma-Shave Jingles were short lines written on 5 or 6 signs with the last sign usually reading "Burma-Shave". The signs continued to bring success and became more and more humorous. The consecutive signs, when placed 100 paces apart, created something unique in advertising. Of course, in later years as the roads got better and cars got faster, the size of the signs and the distance between them had to be increased.
The consecutive signs commanded the attention of those reading them longer than any single sign could ever hope to do. The signs helped make long journeys more entertaining, and people became addicted to reading them.
By having the rhymes build suspense until the fourth or fifth sign, Burma-Shave forced those reading the signs to focus their attention on reading the full series of signs so that the message could be understood and savored like a good joke. For instance:
THE BEARDED LADY
TRIED A JAR
SHE'S NOW
A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR
BURMA-SHAVE
or
IF YOU THINK
SHE LIKES YOUR BRISTLES
WALK BARE-FOOTED
THROUGH SOME THISTLES
BURMA-SHAVE
The Rhymes of the Times
The slogans were very powerful, so much so that the Burma-Shave Company did not even feel the effects of the Depression. The rhymes aimed at motivating potential purchasers of Burma-Shave were not just cute, but were probably some of the best advertising slogans ever written. Some of them suggested to men that they would do better with the women if they used Burma-Shave:
SHE EYED HIS BEARD
AND SAID, "NO DICE
THE WEDDING'S OFF-
I'LL COOK THE RICE"
or
A CHIN WHERE
BARBED WIRE BRISTLES STAND
IS BOUND TO BE
A NO MA'AMS LAND
Another good example is:
USE THIS CREAM
A DAY OR TWO
THEN DON'T CALL HER
SHE'LL CALL YOU
Not overlooking the spending power of women, the company put up rhymes to lure them to purchase Burma-Shave for the men in their lives:
A CHRISTMAS HUG
A BIRTHDAY KISS
AWAITS THE WOMAN
WHO GIVES THIS
Others slogans suggested that there was no better product or substitute for Burma-Shave:
SUBSTITUTES
ARE LIKE A GIRDLE
THEY FIND SOME JOBS
THEY JUST CAN'T HURDLE
Poems From Homes
Although Allan wrote many of the early jingles himself, what made the sign campaign so successful is that ordinary folks were encouraged to write the jingles, and were awarded cash prizes up to $100. The family rejected any jingles which were even the slightest bit offensive like this was never used:
MY MAN WON'T SHAVE
SAID HAZEL HUZ
BUT I DON'T WORRY
DORA'S DOES
Others came close to being censored but were used:
SUBSTITUTES
CAN LET YOU DOWN
QUICKER THAN
A STRAPLESS GOWN
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign!
During WW II, homesick GI's would erect Burma-Shave look-alike signs in Alaska, Germany, and even Antarctica! Eventually, about 7,000 sets of verses were posted along highways in 44 states. A sign crew with just 8 trucks maintained all the signs. The road men calling themselves "PHD's" (Post-Hole Diggers) changed the verses at least once a year and replaced any broken signs. Most farmers were more than willing to allow the signs to be erected on their land, for little more than a case of the product each year. The little Burma-Shave company grew to $3 million in annual sales.
Nearly everyone who drove on America's highways from the 1930's to the 1960's knew of the signs. Or as one of the poems said:
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE
YOU CAN'T HAVE
DRIVEN VERY FAR
In The Public's Interest
With the trend toward better automobiles and roads, the traffic accident rate began to climb. In response, the company created some slogans stressing traffic safety. In fact, some of the best Burma-Shave rhymes were written with public service in mind:
PAST SCHOOLHOUSES
TAKE IT SLOW
LET THE LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
or
IS HE LONESOME
OR JUST BLIND
THIS GUY WHO DRIVES
SO CLOSE BEHIND?
Still other good examples include:
MANY A FOREST
USED TO STAND
WHERE A LIGHTED MATCH
GOT OUT OF HAND
and
THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN
HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
The Demise
But eventually times changed. America's countryside shrank due to superhighways and faster cars. Huge billboards outshouted the little signs.
In 1963 the Odell Family sold their company to Philip Morris, Inc. It would become an operating division of a subsidiary at that time, American Safety Razor Products. The huge conglomerate decided the verses were a silly idea, and that other types of advertising, especially television, would sell more product.
Americana
Few things recall America's lost innocence better than those old Burma-Shave signs that flourished in a time of family picnics and quiet Sundays at Grandma's house.
The signs remain in the memory of people who can recall a different, less hurried way of doing business in America.
WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO TRIM THE LOCAL DRAFT BOARD'S AFTER HIM BURMA-SHAVE |
PEDRO WALKED BACK HOME, BY GOLLY HIS BRISTLY CHIN WAS HOT-TO-MOLLY BURMA-SHAVE |
WHEN THE STORK DELIVERS A BOY OUR WHOLE DARN FACTORY JUMPS FOR JOY BURMA-SHAVE |
OUR FORTUNE IS YOUR SHAVEN FACE IT'S OUR BEST ADVERTISING SPACE BURMA-SHAVE |
THE POOREST GUY IN THE HUMAN RACE CAN HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR FACE BURMA-SHAVE |
THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER APRIL, JUNE AND THE SPEED OFFENDER BURMA-SHAVE |
IF DAISIES ARE YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER KEEP PUSHIN' UP THOSE MILES-PER-HOUR BURMA-SHAVE |
SUBSTITUTES CAN LET YOU DOWN QUICKER THAN A STRAPLESS GOWN BURMA-SHAVE |
THE BIG BLUE TUBE'S JUST LIKE LOUISE YOU GET A THRILL FROM EVERY SQUEEZE BURMA-SHAVE |
"NO, NO," SHE SAID TO HER BRISTLY BEAU "I'D RATHER EAT THE MISTLETOE" BURMA-SHAVE |
TRAIN APPROACHING WHISTLE SQUEALING PAUSE! AVOID THAT RUNDOWN FEELING! BURMA-SHAVE |
UNLESS YOUR FACE IS STINGER FREE YOU'D BETTER LET YOUR HONEY BE BURMA-SHAVE |
THIS CREAM MAKES THE GARDENER'S DAUGHTER PLANT HER TU-LIPS WHERE SHE OUGHTER BURMA-SHAVE |
IF YOUR PEACH KEEPS OUT OF REACH BETTER PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH BURMA-SHAVE |
TO KISS A MUG THAT'S LIKE A CACTUS TAKES MORE NERVE THAN IT DOES PRACTICE BURMA-SHAVE |
THE WEATHER WAS CLEAR THE CARS WAS WHIZZIN' THE FAULT WAS HERS THE FUNERAL HIS'N BURMA-SHAVE |
MANY A FOREST USED TO STAND WHERE A LIGHTED MATCH GOT OUT OF HAND BURMA-SHAVE |
SHE EYED HIS BEARD AND SAID, "NO DICE THE WEDDING'S OFF- I'LL COOK THE RICE" BURMA-SHAVE |
FREE OFFER! FREE OFFER! RIP A FENDER OFF YOUR CAR MAIL IT IN FOR A HALF-POUND JAR BURMA-SHAVE |
FREE - FREE A TRIP TO MARS FOR 900 EMPTY JARS BURMA-SHAVE |
DON'T TRY PASSING ON A SLOPE UNLESS YOU HAVE A PERISCOPE BURMA-SHAVE |
HENRY THE EIGHTH SURE HAD TROUBLE SHORT TERM WIVES LONG TERM STUBBLE BURMA-SHAVE |
BE A MODERN PAUL REVERE SPREAD THE NEWS FROM EAR TO EAR BURMA-SHAVE |
A CHRISTMAS HUG A BIRTHDAY KISS AWAITS THE WOMAN WHO GIVES THIS BURMA-SHAVE |
SHE PUT A BULLET THRU HIS HAT BUT HE'S HAD CLOSER SHAVES THAN THAT BURMA-SHAVE |
BACHELORS QUARTERS DOG ON THE RUG WHISKERS TO BLAME NO ONE TO HUG BURMA-SHAVE |
A CHIN WHERE BARBED WIRE BRISTLES STAND IS BOUND TO BE A NO MA'AMS LAND BURMA-SHAVE |
PAST SCHOOLHOUSES TAKE IT SLOW LET THE LITTLE SHAVERS GROW BURMA-SHAVE |
THE BEARDED LADY TRIED A JAR SHE'S NOW A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR BURMA-SHAVE |
IF YOU THINK SHE LIKES YOUR BRISTLES WALK BARE-FOOTED THROUGH SOME THISTLES BURMA-SHAVE |
USE THIS CREAM A DAY OR TWO THEN DON'T CALL HER SHE'LL CALL YOU BURMA-SHAVE |
SUBSTITUTES ARE LIKE A GIRDLE THEY FIND SOME JOBS THEY JUST CAN'T HURDLE BURMA-SHAVE |
ANGELS WHO GUARD YOU WHEN YOU DRIVE USUALLY RETIRE AT SIXTY-FIVE BURMA-SHAVE |
DRINKING DRIVERS NOTHING WORSE THEY PUT THE QUART BEFORE THE HEARSE BURMA-SHAVE |
HE HAD THE RING HE HAD A FLAT SHE FELT HIS CHIN AND THAT WAS THAT BURMA-SHAVE |
IS HE LONESOME OR JUST BLIND THIS GUY WHO DRIVES SO CLOSE BEHIND? BURMA-SHAVE |
THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING BURMA-SHAVE |
CANDIDATE SAYS CAMPAIGN CONFUSING BABIES KISS ME SINCE I'VE BEEN USING BURMA-SHAVE |
BROTHER SPEEDERS LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER "GOOD MORNING, NURSE!" BURMA-SHAVE |
HER CHARIOT RACED AT EIGHTY PER THEY HAULED AWAY WHAT HAD BEN HUR BURMA-SHAVE |
BEN MET ANNA MADE A HIT NEGLECTED BEARD BEN-ANNA SPLIT BURMA-SHAVE |
DON'T TAKE A CURVE AT SIXTY PER WE'D HATE TO LOSE A CUSTOMER BURMA SHAVE |
IF YOU PASS ON THE YELLOW LINE HOPE THE FUNERAL'S YOURS, NOT MINE BURMA-SHAVE |
CATTLE CROSSING MEANS GO SLOW THAT OLD BULL IS SOME COW'S BEAU BURMA-SHAVE |
GRANDPA'S BEARD WAS STIFF AND COARSE AND THAT'S WHAT CAUSED HIS FIFTH DIVORCE BURMA-SHAVE |
WITHIN THIS VALE OF TOIL AND SIN YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD BUT NOT YOUR CHIN BURMA-SHAVE |
DOES YOUR HUSBAND MISBEHAVE GRUNT AND GRUMBLE RANT AND RAVE SHOOT THE BRUTE SOME BURMA-SHAVE |
DIPLOMACY IS TO DO AND SAY THE NASTIEST THINGS IN THE NICEST WAY BURMA-SHAVE |
OF ALL THE DRUNKS WHO DRIVE ON SUNDAY SOME ARE STILL ALIVE ON MONDAY BURMA-SHAVE |
JUST THIS ONCE AND JUST FOR FUN WE'LL LET YOU FINISH WHAT WE'VE BEGUN ? ? ? |
IF HUGGING ON HIGHWAYS IS YOUR SPORT TRADE IN YOUR CAR FOR A DAVENPORT BURMA-SHAVE |
SUBSTITUTES THAT PROMISE PERFECTION ARE LIKE SOME CANDIDATES AFTER ELECTION BURMA-SHAVE |
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT BURMA-SHAVE |
MANY A WOLF IS NEVER LET IN BECAUSE OF THE HAIR ON HIS CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN BURMA-SHAVE |
SAY, BIG BOY TO GO THRU LIFE HOW'D YOU LIKE A WHISKERED WIFE? BURMA-SHAVE |
THE CHICK HE WED LET OUT A WHOOP FELT HIS CHIN AND FLEW THE COOP BURMA-SHAVE |
TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP FOR NO ONE SITS ON THE ENGINEER'S LAP BURMA-SHAVE |
RIOT AT DRUG STORE CALLING ALL CARS 100 CUSTOMERS 99 JARS BURMA-SHAVE |
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE BURMA-SHAVE |
HE SAW THE TRAIN HE TRIED TO DUCK IT KICKED FIRST THE GAS AND THEN THE BUCKET BURMA-SHAVE |
IF MAN BITES DOGGIE THAT IS NEWS IF FACE SCARES DOGGIE BETTER USE BURMA-SHAVE |
PROPER DISTANCE TO HIM WAS BUNK THEY PULLED HIM OUT OF SOME GUY'S TRUNK BURMA-SHAVE |
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE YOU CAN'T HAVE DRIVEN VERY FAR BURMA-SHAVE |
STATISTICS PROVE NEAR AND FAR THAT FOLKS WHO DRIVE LIKE CRAZY--ARE! BURMA-SHAVE |
HE LIT A MATCH TO CHECK GAS TANK THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM SKINLESS FRANK BURMA-SHAVE |
THAT SHE COULD COOK HE HAD HIS DOUBTS UNTIL SHE CREAMED HIS BRISTLE SPROUTS WITH BURMA-SHAVE |
MY JOB IS KEEPING FACES CLEAN AND NOBODY KNOWS DE STUBBLE I'VE SEEN BURMA-SHAVE |
YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS LETTUCE SUPPOSE THIS BEET 'EM ALL DON'T TURNIP YOUR NOSE BURMA-SHAVE |
THE MONKEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT JIM AND THREW THE PEANUTS BACK AT HIM HE NEEDED BURMA-SHAVE |
THIS WILL NEVER COME TO PASS A BACK-SEAT DRIVER OUT OF GAS BURMA-SHAVE |
TRAIN WRECKS FEW REASON CLEAR FIREMAN NEVER HUGS ENGINEER BURMA-SHAVE |
'TWOULD BE MORE FUN TO GO BY AIR IF WE COULD PUT THESE SIGNS UP THERE BURMA-SHAVE |
A NUT AT THE WHEEL A PEACH AT HIS RIGHT CURVE AHEAD SALAD TONIGHT BURMA-SHAVE |
IT'S BEST FOR ONE WHO HITS THE BOTTLE TO LET ANOTHER USE THE THROTTLE BURMA-SHAVE |
WHY IS IT WHEN YOU TRY TO PASS THE GUY IN FRONT GOES TWICE AS FAST? BURMA-SHAVE |
GRANDPA'S OUT WITH JUNIOR'S DATE OLD TECHNIQUE WITH BRAND NEW BAIT BURMA-SHAVE |
IF HARMONY IS WHAT YOU CRAVE THEN GET A TUBA BURMA-SHAVE |
HINKY-DINKY PARLEY VOO CHEER UP THE FACE THE WAR IS THRU BURMA-SHAVE |
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE BURMA-SHAVE |
DINAH DOESN'T TREAT HIM RIGHT BUT IF HE'D SHAVE DYNA-MITE! BURMA-SHAVE |
A MAN - A MISS A CAR - A CURVE HE KISSED THE MISS AND MISSED THE CURVE BURMA-SHAVE |
THE BLACKENED FOREST SMOLDERS YET BECAUSE HE FLIPPED A CIGARETTE BURMA-SHAVE |
SAID FARMER BROWN WHO'S BALD ON TOP "WISH I COULD ROTATE THE CROP" BURMA-SHAVE |
HEAVEN'S LATEST NEOPHYTE SIGNALLED LEFT THEN TURNED RIGHT BURMA-SHAVE |
THIS IS NOT A CLEVER VERSE I TRIED AND TRIED BUT JUST GOT WORSE BURMA-SHAVE |
A GUY WHO WANTS TO MIDDLE-AISLE IT MUST NEVER SCRATCH HIS LITTLE VIOLET BURMA-SHAVE |
THE HOBO LETS HIS WHISKERS SPROUT IT'S TRAINS--NOT GIRLS THAT HE TAKES OUT BURMA-SHAVE |
AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? BURMA-SHAVE |
WILD MEN PULLED THEIR WHISKERS OUT THAT'S WHAT MADE THEM WILD NO DOUBT BURMA-SHAVE |
LISTEN BIRDS THESE SIGNS COST MONEY SO ROOST AWHILE BUT DON'T GET FUNNY BURMA-SHAVE |
ON CURVES AHEAD REMEMBER, SONNY THAT RABBIT'S FOOT DIDN'T SAVE THE BUNNY BURMA-SHAVE |
IF YOU DISLIKE BIG TRAFFIC FINES SLOW DOWN 'TILL YOU CAN READ THESE SIGNS BURMA-SHAVE |
IF WIFIE SHUNS YOUR FOND EMBRACE DON'T SHOOT THE ICEMAN FEEL YOUR FACE BURMA-SHAVE |
A PEACH LOOKS GOOD WITH LOTS OF FUZZ BUT MAN'S NO PEACH AND NEVER WAS BURMA-SHAVE |
SAID JULIET TO ROMEO "IF YOU WON'T SHAVE GO HOMEO" BURMA-SHAVE |
CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE BURMA-SHAVE |
A GIRL SHOULD HOLD ON TO HER YOUTH BUT NOT WHEN HE'S DRIVING BURMA-SHAVE |
"AT EASE," SHE SAID "MANEUVERS BEGIN WHEN YOU GET THOSE WHISKERS OFF YOUR CHIN" BURMA-SHAVE |
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR BURMA-SHAVE |
HE MARRIED GRACE WITH SCRATCHY FACE HE ONLY GOT ONE DAY OF GRACE! BURMA-SHAVE |
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